Call me crazy, but losing essential security because you can’t be arsed to push a button seems a bit surgery-with-a-hand-grenade to solve a problem that doesn’t exist...

Well, shoot, I don’t see what the big deal is. I’ve got a Saturn motor out in the back forty. And the tranny. And some glass and the bumpers. The seats are kinda shot though. But, ain’t nobody ever made a big deal about MY Saturn motor...

No Lowballs - I KNOW WHAT I’VE GOT.  Rocket AC just needs a charge.

Just a quick primer on the Saturn series, since I’m sure it will come up:

Oh Jesus christ get the fuck over yourself. You’re not being oppressed in any way. I imagine being around your is an exhausting affair as you try your hardest to become a victim whenever possible.

It’s almost like the focus is so much on gender, that people forget about biological sex and the adjectives/nouns it uses. Like having a baby and people asking about it’s gender.  That is such an odd and awkward thing to answer and doesn’t make sense.

the headline is very much click-bait, since the article comes back around multiple times to say it may or may not have pee and can depend on the person, etc. seems like the headline is meant to make it salacious which is decried in the article about coverage of previous studies, so pretty hypocritical between the…

literally cannot be applied to trans women as they’re unable produce female ejaculate without Skene’s gland which is specific to female humans

I am def rock hard from this journalism.

I’ve noticed that an ongoing issue with Lifehacker is framing a regional/local issue as if it were applicable to everyone across the country (even though it isn’t), often in a way that could be solved if the author simply did a quick google search. So let me try reframing this story from my own, local perspective:

But you’ve just articulated why people stay in abusive relationships.

Is there any room for the possibility that people are figuring out homeownership is a giant money pit, that one’s primary residence is not an investment, and that the associated lack of mobility and flexibility isn’t a financial plus? Anyone? Bueller?

i can’t believe than any knowledgeable person would ever recommend anyone to buy cheap tools, it’s the worst type of false economy ever

The size of the infotainment screen is inversely proportional to how much I want a car. 

It would be valuable to run an article that’s something like “For most people, taxes are really easy, do them yourself.” Most people think their taxes are extremely complicated, but the reality is that they aren’t (many many exceptions of course, but for *most* people they just aren’t that complex).

I think the first thing you do is establish a pee corner.

Watch for the sequel "The Little Bastard Deserves It: what's wrong with smacking kids a little anyway?" 

He came out just a moment later and I was feeling rather smug about the whole thing.

Are you Japanese?

This guy gets it. Japan is hugely racist, but up until now has hidden it rather well on the global stage. They are riding the coattails of the non-Japanese to success (because Japanese culture prohibits some necessary decisions being made) then throwing them under the bus so they can claim the full benefits alone. Not…