Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Let me tell you something, if I get onto a plane, and there is a goddamn peacock roaming freely around the cabin, I. AM. OUT. I do NOT like birds, and there is no way that I’m going to be trapped in a metal tube with one for hours on end. Nope. No way. And peacocks can be particularly aggressive assholes, so double no…

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

A woman I went to college with has a BS in biology and an MS in kinesiology and she’s married to a guy who has a masters in engineering. Their last name is “Powell” and they just proudly posted a picture of their new mailbox on Facebook and it says “The Powell’s”

Now if only someone would send this to Android’s autocorrect department.

Great. Now Allison and Adam have a son named Waden who’s going to drown before he makes it to kindergarten.

Tom, I think you you mistyped the headline:

I definitely read “Butt warmers and ball coolers” in Ron Swanson’s voice.

Shoulda kept the Caravan.

I was expecting to at least seeing the Cummins equipped ram. But then again, those who can afford a Cummins, can also afford next year’s version that comes with butt warmers and ball coolers.

Compared to racist child molesters who want to run our lives or commit a mass shooting, you are a pillar of the community.

Yes, because you are skipping out on the cobra bite wine tasting. Moderation as they say.

I have a Toyota and I am doing heroin while hang gliding to my favorite underground fight club where I am going to put my gerbil Mephistopheles into the pit against an undefeated hamster named Patton Montgomery in a fight to the death. After that I am going to do some unprotected swinging.

Top 15 Cars people can’t be bothered to trade in.

i sort of see this as a ‘type of person’ thing almost as much as the reliability of the car. japanese cars tend to be more sensible, and their buyers reflect that. the soccer mom who wants the new ferd quAdro-diesel boost f950 to drive jimmy down to school or the finance bro who wants to stunt in his maserari…

I don’t know where the hell I’ve been that I had no idea Roseanne is a Trump supporter who tweets Breitbart shit. How can that be? Wtf is wrong with her? Fuck her and her show.

Wait, seriously, that’s the plot line??? Is this an opportunity for Rosanne to get off some zingers about Hillary? And if they’re using the whole “nasty woman” pussy hat thing as something to mock (given what we now know about the direction of the series), this show is doomed. Five episodes, tops.

Paying the bills. Those Cohen Bros. gigs can’t do all the heavy lifting.

Hey I TRIED to buy an Alfa 4C. But their dealers ruined that. At least my local dealer only gets a small allocation and they won’t let me use one to custom order one instead forcing me to buy the one on the lot. But the problem there is that they optioned out the one on the lot with $20,000 in optional carbon fiber…

You can use that open trunk as a goal!!!