Damn your health teacher was kinky.

It looks like the design of the future, only if it was 1983.

It prevents penis/porcelain contact. And that front edge can be pretty effing grotty, no?

Oh, I know this, but for me, it makes me feel better. Like a placebo.

Because the Dirty on my keyboard is my dirt, where the dirt on a public toilet is some other dirty hobo’s dirt.

Any size pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Jeff Bezos’ “Fuck everybody, I’m Jeff fuckin’ Bezos” rule has worked well for Jeff Bezos.

My rule for effective meetings is hold them on Friday afternoon at 4:30 in a room with no chairs. That works too. Can I be the richest person in the world for a little while now?

Well first you should pick the baby back up.

People can use the word however they want. That’s fine.

This idea is rad. As in radical. As in affecting the fundamental nature of a concept or construct. As in having long lasting societal impacts. Much like how rad meant “cool” which meant “neat” which meant “nice” which meant “impressive” which meant...

Haven’t listened yet, but I am all for everyone getting on and off elevators (and buses and trains too) in the most efficient way possible. Let people get off first, then let priority passengers (i.e. elderly) get on first, and then just get in the damn elevator/bus if you’re at the doors. More than a few times, men…

As an escort, let me share some horror stories:

(A former escort told me that the porn and sex work industry run on them.)

I spit out my drink. Take your star, asshole.

I’d argue that Steve Zahn isn’t a household name, he’s a bit more of a “that guy” in the same way Dominic West was when The Wire started. I also think John Goodman should always be in everything ever.

If Simon is going to open this new show up to comparisons to The Wire right off the bat, I wish he’d taken the same approach to casting The Deuce and not gone with any big names. That might just be my bias against James Franco talking though. He’s a bit like Tom Cruise to me in that no matter who he’s playing, he’s…

The Deuce