Everyone in the this scenario - the mother, the child, SW Airlines, etc. - got EXACTLY what they deserved, and for the mother, she got EXACTLY what she wanted when she named her child. She wanted this sort of attention. Now she’s got it.

You deserve all the upvotes. Well-said.

It's not science, but semantics.

Perfect description!

Not overrated, just targeted to a specific niche that the vast majority will never understand. If you go to places like Denver, Jackson Hole, or Minneapolis, they make a ton of sense, but most other places where snow isn’t on the ground for more than a day, they’re fairly useless. I’ve been driving a ‘16 Legacy…

I bought one when I lived in Colorado, for the very reason people buy them in places like Colorado. Now that I live on the Pacific coast, I can't wait to get rid of it. They are great for slippery roads, but man, they are utilitarian cars for utilitarian personalities. I have the 2016 Legacy Limited, BTW.

TSA Pre-check puts you back into pre-9/11 security screening territory, and if you travel more than twice per year, I’d chalk it up in the “worth it” category...

Holy fucking shit KILL IT WITH FIRE

Starred only because the phrase “my dick would be diamonds”

Depends how you define “successful.” I know a lot of morons who have more money than god, and are as dumb as a box of rocks. But for some reason, people follow, and they get great opportunities.

If everybody would stop saying the words “amazing,” “awesome,” and “literally,” we would ALL have more time to do this.

Synology + Physical Media = 100% Freedom. This is a scientific fact.

I'll never forget the Testarossa. Iconic and obnoxious, and a big part of my childhood (Miami Vice, Sega video game "Out Run", etc.)

I’m so happy to see a front bumper! This nonsense of “gaping hole in the front” from Audi, Lexus, and Toyota has gone too far. (And it looks like Honda is also doing this on the Accord). This looks great!

I read through most of these. Depressing.

Tabernacle Choir???

It’s also the same complaints the Boomers had toward my generation (the X-ers). Granted, we’re not as creative (look at all the throwback crap, and movies are one “reboot” after another), but we’re also not ushering in the Apocalypse like they thought we would.

Fucking brilliant.

Millennials with no self-control CAN be solid entertainment though, especially from the "unintended humor" angle.

I’ll see your rant, and raise you this: he’s a self made “Head of the Department of Redundancy Department,” which is what you get when describing yourself as an entrepreneur who is “self-made,” because that’s what an entrepreneur is by its very nature.