I would literally molt out of excitement if it was a Saturn Sky.

They got 10 full sets of unicycle tires.

I would settle for a judge ordering the mother to change the kid’s name to something normal, AND changing her own name to Abcde.

Gives her child a stupid-ass name.

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

This woman needs to have her child taken away from her for the child’s sake. 

I don’t think you’re going to need a fire suit on this one. It’s ugly.

Cool story - is she even in the pic at the top?

Like I said, stance is hard to pin down, but it looks real good.

I think the better question here is “Why is stance?”

Pretty sure The Donald himself hasn’t been involved in any part of these negotiations. That way he can either take the credit if it boosts the US economy, or he can deny everything if it all goes to shit.

340 is enough, you’re driving it wrong.

I knew it seemed familiar...

Sweet baby Jesus this is well done.  Do we have #COTD locked up yet?  If not, this should be in the conversation.  

Tired of sticking your keys in the fridge? Constantly starting fires after forgetting to take them out of the microwave? Who isn’t!

At what point are people going to realize that bikeshars/scootershare startups dockless or not are just a money grab of venture and municipal seed funds? They’re not going to ever be successful, despite their promises of “democratized mobility” and “green urban transportation alternatives”. They’re *supposed* to fail…

Because then you become an even bigger douche.
*dons bomb-defusing suit*

Even though I hate this stanced/slammed/hellaflush culture bullshit that these douchenozzles embark on, this is perhaps the only appropriate way to use this shit on another shit, like a Prius, and I actually like this!

A match made in heaven! :P

That catfish fascia doesn’t help anything.

“Taxes are inherently good”