I have a Sky Redline. Although I like the back of the Solstice, I don’t care for the front at all. In my opinion, they are designed to appeal to two separate aesthetics: Porsche fans, who prefer the round-faced M&M design, or Corvette fans, who like sharper angles and visual aggressiveness.

Much as I enjoy reading about your adventures, I think you need to add a Toyota to your stable. It’ll be like Top Gear’s “car of shame.”

Recently former Portland resident here. For a few decades, the City has required the electric utilities to collect a tax with the electric bill, specifically earmarked for road maintenance. As I understand it, every year they take the money and just repurpose it for whatever they feel like. About once every 10 years,…

I moved out of Oregon less than a year ago, mainly to escape the vast pile of stupid. I’m glad I did.

At that age, I had... uh, a hand-me-down bicycle from my cousin. I did have a Lambo poster on my wall, which is almost the same.

It just looks pre-crashed to me.

I have a Sky Redline. There was never a stock V6. Maybe you drove something with a home swapped engine? The Mallett V8 conversion was certainly front-heavy, but my turbo 4 isn’t.

This is all I see...

Lucas Don Velour?!

Then smokes the tires and heads off to the Rotary Club.

Yikes. Please give that girl a cheeseburger. Too many sharp edges.

Oh noooo! Not that!!!

Looks like he reverted to his “before” state.

Maybe it has worms. Poor truck. :(

All hail Queen $kaycog!!! Restored to her rightful throne!

Dangerously careless Ferrari driver. The derp hair was our first clue.

When do they launch the USS Crazy Uncle Joe? I’m looking forward to that ship launching an unprovoked attack on Lesotho.

All of them.

Like this?

Joe Biden?