Always thought the Madonna Inn in California looked like it had been designed by a psychotic, homicidal transvestite.

You're bothered by the car, but not by the 100 foot high submarine that can submerge in 10 feet of water?

Yup. Shortly after I got my G8, I nearly hit a pedestrian who was walking at just the right speed in that large blind spot as I was turning a corner. Now I weave my head like a Parkinson's victim on crack whenever I turn left.

I live in Portland. This makes me feel ill. These aren't really Portlanders, though—much too clean and hygienic.

"What a product is it? Am to not the happiness be always defected! To be hammer! To be burn my wallet!"

I checked. It's good.

But I only have two keys on my keychain! (And possibly an anvil. Or something.)

I've seen that stance before.

I live in Portland, famous for its hordes of polite cyclists. This could never happen here... Oh, nevermind.

Looks like something exploded inside his head. Perhaps those are intestines shooting out of his mouth. Ugh.

So literal. I like it! :)

Good article! Most Jalops are probably car show attendees, and it's nice to get the insider perspective. I attended the Portland Auto Show last week. If I'd read this article first, I probably would have asked more questions.

I um. Err. Uh. Brain not work now.

Never underestimate the lengths to which people will go for a banana.

NY got a great deal on a whole bunch of used EV1s!

I like it!

Gah. So creepy.

What? Someone who is politically connected isn't subject to the law? That could never happen here!

Wonderful to hear stories like this. Kudos to you, Mr. Parsons.

Damn it! I wasn't fast enough. I'll just do a "me too".