Because he doesn't know how to read the cue cards, possibly? They whisper into his brainless head what to say into the silver thing with the black tail that plugs into some electric box.

Clay Aiken?

Stick your Democratic Party card up your mother’s ass.

Little black kids don’t get shot in any city.

Supper turbo?

I wish SOMEBODY would put the old Le Mans races on BluRay. Maybe make a box set, sold by decade.

Obviously Ole Miss didn’t give him and his mom enough money, so now they’re going to exact their revenge against the school.

When you break the law (and a few laws in this instance), bad things might end up happening. They were the ones that made the choice to drive at a high rate of speed. The police didn’t force them to drive like that.

Calling another player on the ice a faggot— one game suspension.

People still give a shit about ESPN?

Tits

“Why don’t you act like a man!!!”

So these guys are basically the European equivalent of the nigger? Uneducated, poor and a complete lack of respect for other human beings.

No, it doesn’t. It adds more stress to the wheel bearing.

I didn’t know that there were six niggers in China. I heard there were only three, MAYBE four.

Who was this Mustang driver trying to impress? It’s JUST A MUSTANG. Nobody gives a shit.

Internet porn is awesome.

Oops.....”if something makes us sad....”.

America— home of the fat, lazy and litigious.

You do know that those OSRAM bulbs are 55 watts. All H7 bulbs are 55 watts.