Disney Studios will now be remaking the adorable "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" in early 2016, taking place in Atlanta, Georgia! A more modern movie title, however, will be introduced so as to fit in with modern times:

A decent tape job on the shin guard would have prevented that sliced knee cap.

It is a stupid fucking idea anyway! Do these stupid television producers actually think that people watching their broadcast want to see what strangers are tweeting about?

Black people are so fucking stupid.

Looks like a black man is being arrested.

What an intelligent statement! You must have been raised in the same exact type of family.

One of, if not THE reason that F1 is broken:

Listen people— take a good hard look at the Columbus Blue Jackets organization. They are pure class and a model for other teams to follow. John Davidson (whom i have met many times during his years as the NY Rangers color commentator) is a great human being and surrounds him with others that have the highest degree…

You usually can't teach class. You have to be raised with it.

So if one of his players rapes a girl, he'll take away his pecker.

People are quick to play the race card when somebody thinks a black is being "wronged" but it gets pretty damn quiet when multiple blacks harm a white victim (and you all know she is white).

Is Stenhouse still muff diving on Danica?

Today?

What is the measured distance between Ms. Fonda's nostirils and her upper lip? 8? 10 inches??

Civizalization has been wiped out. You are the only male survivor. Actually the only survivor. Days later you stumble on Mama June and Bruce Jenner, and you're horny as.hell?

A service dog??? Which i am sure has been provided at no chage to her.

Starting this coming season players will be fined $10,000 if the clear plastic tip on the ends of their shoe laces are missing at the conclusion of the game.

Shit, we all know that he did this to a GM vehicle. They spent our bailout money on booze and ass.

If his hair has an in-person shine, it is what i would call 'pedophile hair'. If he was missing a tooth (or 2 or 3) it would be called 'Kentucky Hair', but again it would need to have that 'too much gel' shine to it.

Just look for the truck with interior windshield wipers and you'll find him.