It has a very calm grandfatherly face.

Did you even bother to read the article?

Yeah, they can ride them too (well, the ones besides my gf). Why would you assume they couldn’t?

The Toyota Century is an extremely gentle car. It’s reflected in the way it’s built. It’s a large, stately, executive luxury car with a remarkably gentle ride and incredibly safe, gentle styling. It’s V-12 may seem like an imposing power plant, but it does not produce much power and is instead tuned for smoothness and…

A ‘98-99 Cadillac Fleetwood

Gentle? Hardly. There’s a reason why it’s the ride of choice for oppressive dictators.

It boosts cup sizes and prevents early onset sagging. I think.

They may not be professional models, but the gals in the pictures above are in general pretty decent looking.

Well yeah, but what if I wear latex gloves?

As someone that wears driving gloves more than 99% of the general population, I am NOT wearing gloves to go get some groceries, especially during the 100+ degree summer heat. Not every drive is an occasion, even when you drive a car that encourages it to be so. Sometimes you just want to get shit done quickly and with…

Great pull on that photo.

Ahh Velour! When posh was brought to the working man in the 80’s. It made a french whorehouse out of the lowliest Caprice Classic or Delta 88.

I knew this would happen. If Freestyle Diving into the comments section was an Olympic sport, Jalopnik would take gold every year.

When will we get a Wal-Mart? Super USA #1!

You should finish reading.

You took the bait! Hahahaha.

I feel like I’m telepathic.

Read the next paragraph.

I think about suede the same way I think about velour. It’s nice, but only as a premium/luxury feature.

I don’t know leather or not it would effect my opinion.

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