jet fuel can’t melt tape reams, amirite?

Fuck Morales? Hold that thought...

Metal lodged in you, I believe.

That's not good for weight reduction, bro.

I miss that time when proper sports car were made of riveted hand formed sheet metal. Today’s obsession for precision killed the passion that came with craftsmanship.

“Best manipulated engine noise” is like “best root canal” or “best suppository”. . .

Such a sad question.

they both make me sad!

Engineers tune the exhaust to pop and crackle as the revs drop. Highly strung and very rich-running race cars do this. It makes those cars sound cool.

Well I’d rather ride a bus or a train than have my autonomous car drive me to work, thank you very much.

You know what would be nice? If all this focus and energy spent on developing self-driving cars were shifted to making autonomous buses and making rail services far better than the ones many of us in the 3rd world (and Americans) are beset with, or just plain making public transport better.

Hey look, left lane discipline! I thought that only existed in my dreams!

I’ve never ever heard anyone say a disparaging thing about the F-Type’s exhaust note until now.

Are you so dead-set on disliking the 991 engine update that you’re going to try and argue that the F-Type sounds broken?

Clean, simple, fun. It looks like an EG Civic hatch.

DeNiro as a fly-by-night air conditioning repairman*

Amazing isn’t it?

Yes. Yes it is. Brazil is so great. It has (in no particular order):

Wait, you actually dub English movies in English ?

We get the stupid version of everything. The director’s cut of Brazil is a masterpiece. The US version is swiss cheese.