Totally though?

Well, the actual alternative is don’t drink and drive.

It will be temporary. And if you like the service, you may become a future customer. They just consider it part of client acquisition cost.

I assure you I am NOT a drunk. I’m merely an alcohol enthusiast.

Uber will give you a ride the next morning to go back and get your car.

that's what she said...

If I can’t get the straw in the hole do I get a free ride by default?

This is a great example of the free market handling “government business” better than the government.

*blows in tube*

American!? it’s Australian!

Because I’m a commenter on the internet. Duh.

So you’re saying that something like the Agera R would have better throttle response if it was carbureted?

The answer is a car which:

Can and have lived without. It’s called a trip odometer. Although not ideal, totally live without-able.

Especially radar signature.

it is somewhat detrimental to performance.

The only downside is having to fly with a KC-10 in front of you all the time.

That really looks like the fuel is being dispensed directly into the engine intake.

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goddamn right it is