*rimshot*

Deuteronomy

Ohhh. I SEE what they’re going for.

Hyundai + N + Genesis = HHHNNNNGGGGGGGGG

well I conceptualize the driver can’t see much

Reminds me of the Mercury Messenger Concept.

Exodus?

Dear Hyundai: alternate course of action. Buy little Lotus. You have money, they have knowledge

“Things behind us don’t matter”

They should really call it something else besides “Genesis”

This has to be a one man show. No way all his employes can be that stupid.

Like who is this guy and where is he getting this money from. I also want a fountain of money, or a money tree, and I promise I’ll put it to better use.

Edit: Found it.

Calculated Nurburgring Time: 3:42

heres a quick photoshop

YOU GOT THE EDDIE IZZARD REFERENCE! YOU AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS.

Running, jumping, climbing trees.

You know what I’m interested in? Michael Ballaban’s spirit erupting off the static, text-riddled page of Jalopnik’s editorial format and getting the chance to interact with the personable nuances of a living, breathing, furiously-searching-for-vaporware, politely-questioning Mike Balblablan in the flesh.

Even though I think its ugly and completely never gonna happen, I will still follow its story

THIS