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Jacques-Louis Douchebag
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Best Picture is a producers award anyway, scorned by every auteurist

I'm sure, haha, but I thought it was a funny touch in that speech anyway

this is so bizarre

is this a publicity stunt

seriously what the fuck

was this a ruse

"my blue eyed wife"?

I'm insecure in my masculinity

I stand by my compromise stance here. Justice is nothing if not balance. Problematic film workers should be allowed to win Oscars but this should result in them immediately being dropped through a trap door once their speech ends. It's a trade off!

Now that his performance has been vindicated, I'm perfectly willing to surrender him to the wrath of the people.

he's considered to be good looking

Casey Affleck looked like he was going to tear up at his own acting for a second there

you're absolutely right

Awww. Now everyone's going to be mad for less dramatic reasons.

I hope Mel Gibson wins tbh

I think that's what my professor was assuming when she assigned this to us. Alas!

It does work quite well as a recurring theme, I think.

There are more than 8 notes? It's a pretty theme, but it's so far from being a complete piece of music.

very carefully