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I'm pretty sure she'll die trying.

No.

N'est-ce pas que nous n'avons pas été des lâches à Lang?

The French fuck up when dealing with something German yet again. Ugh.

I'd like to wish you an unhappy birthday,
Cause you're evil and you lie,
And if you should die,
I may be slightly sad but I won't cry.

What is such a paltry thing as a vote in the face of such an eminence?

He has lost himself to find himself again. I doubt very much there is a contemporary of ours who has achieved his glory. All hail Ken Bone, a man who belongs among the stars, moon, and sun.

You should watch 1934's the Black Cat, with Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. It's a lot of fun.

Wow, you look forward to being run by Le Pen?

Make America Small Again

I have a feeling 2020 will make 2016 look like a Golden Age in a way.

Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

It's true!

It's the most beautiful thing I've seen all day.

I'm convinced his youngest child (the one who looks creepily like him) was secretly with Ivanka.

You're around or at the part where Season 3 becomes not only consistently really good, but probably the show's peak, imho.

What episode are you on, by the way?

I don't think any of us are aware of who anyone really is.

"(except for Seasons 3-9)"

Little known fact: 75% of Greater Sunndale is made up of deserted alleyways.