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Jacques-Louis Douchebag
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Why Godard is the Iron Sheikh of French art cinema

I've seen a picture of you. I mean, one photo probably isn't a definitive encapsulation of how you look at all times but I have enough of a sense that I could at least vaguely understand why that comparison would be made.

Slate pitch: Why Beyonce is like the Godard of pop music

Unusually actor heavy, isn't it?

He's a very talented actor. He made that clear on both TP and Carnivale.

I know you do, but what about mine?

I could see it.

His role in Fire Walks With Me is kind of unnerving and suggested a different significance for him than he had on the show, so I was wondering if they would develop that side of him.

I've never thought of him this way before, but he has the face of someone who's a virulent anti-Semite and thinks Sandy Hook and the Boston Marathon were conspiracies by the villainly Fed.

Ha! You lose. You always lose!

Robert Forster is nothing to shake a stick at, though.

Don't say it, you bastard!

I'll take a vicious opportunist over a dangerous and cunning advocate of ideological depravity any day. At least there's the chance the opportunistic thing to do will occasionally be a good thing to do, or at least not actively horrendous. No such possibility exists with Cruz.

Ezra began the process that led to "Hold Up" all the way back in 2011 with a tweet.

Ezra the King would never run Vox. This is base slander.

How dare you.

Having seen the ending now, they're definitely not divorcing.

OH SHIT EZRA KOENIG HELPED PRODUCE THE BEST SONG SO FAR

There have been obnoxious rumors about a split or marital trouble for a long time now, too. It would annoy me if they were vindicated.