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Jacques-Louis Douchebag
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You don't get to accuse me of laughing at the Holocaust, goy!

Sure!

Fascinating!

Are there any other countries with filmmakers on their currency?

"a legitimate risk to the sustainability of capitalism"

The man is truly a noble specimen.

Woah! Mind blown! Self validated! Dilemma deleted!

Terrible advice, you philistine bastard.

I cannot account for how you can specialize in the former skill!

Truly I am a wiser man than Socrates, for he claims to know nothing while secretly thinking he knows everything, and I make my claim to omniscience openly and before the world.

I'm glad we can agree upon this important point.

At least you know how much of an idiot you are, unlike these idiots who think they know things, right Socrates?

I love that Frank Grimes is the most horrifying beast you can imagine crawling from the depths of hell.

Yeah, it really feels like it belongs in the Haunted Mansion or something. You rarely hear anything like that anymore.

I am not good at anything, and I never will be.

My god, man. You must be at peace with yourself and everything in the world. I cannot fathom such tranquility.

It's so majestic the way they encapsulate dialectical monism!

Those cats! That hug!

Bankers are bloodsuckers, am I right? Yes I am! *high five*