Kangaroos are notoriously strong defenders of gun rights. Obama will take their guns from their cold, dead pouches.

Sounds legit.

"Hmmm, we can hire this actor, but if we do, we'll have to make the main character of the film shove his arm down his loincloth for the entire film. Should we hire someone else?"

I don't know, Iran was pretty cool about that!

He's fucking classic.

Wow, I thought people were being unreasonable when they said Godard's use of 3D would lead to him selling out.

An intriguing description, to say the least.

One of my favorite Seinfeld conceits.

I think one of my favorite things in POI is Shaw's propensity for eating like a wild animal.

I like it as well. Any immediate examples?

Happy birthday, Affro! Stay cool.

Not like this, though!

Haha, POI just had Shaw make a blatant Silence of the Lambs reference. Love this show.

You could call it Bear Root and have it set in Beirut. The series already namedrops Hezbollah to a somewhat bizarre degree, so it would work.

I've only seen Root interact with Bear once so far. I assume they have a long, beautiful friendship ahead of them.

The theme song could be "Bigmouth Strikes Again". She's truly knows how Joan of Arc felt!

If there's ever a Root centric spin off to POI, it should be called either Deeply Rooted or True to Your Root.

George W. Bush probably did more to fuck up a whole region than his father did. Jeb would probably find a way to top his record, though.

Please remember Victor Jara
In the Santiago Stadium
Es verdad-those Washington Bullets again

I repeat: incalculably dumber than his brother.