TWIST! But Stingo probably wouldn't even care for her if she didn't dye her hair. He knowns nothing of genuine human affection or loyalty.

Not only blondes can be attractive, Stingo. Sorry Alison Brie doesn't fit your ideal of Aryan womanhood, Nazi.

A twist: Putin is overthrown and arrested in a coup on the pretext of him breaking his own gay propaganda law. The Romanov's are restored to power and the whole damn cycle starts again.

It's not a competition, pig!

Russian state media will probably use the same joke. Putin meets with a "madman across the water". It's an eminently useful one.

You captured my drift!

Apparently Putin has actually called Elton John now, and expressed willingness to meet with him? What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall when those characters meet…

How hip, edgy, and laid back! Those fuckers suck.

"Yes. Finally I will be delivered from the agony of being Stephen."

Depends on what's at the bottom of the mountain.

I bet the person who made that Wikipedia article had no strong feelings about the Church at all!

http://www.rollingstone.com…

I stole one of my sister's Adderall pills once. It didn't seem to do much. This was a story.

Jonx :(

Little Janny Adderall

*insert hack pegging pun here*

Maybe I'm too busy playing with your mom to properly enjoy playing with myself. Hey oh!

Overrated.

Hahaha, but more so!

Well, most of the figures lower in the hierarchy seem ok, but Miss Piggy is portrayed as a crazy diva and Kermit is pretty bitter and depressing.