Not as bad as the London Olympics when the giant Voldemort came alive and ate everyone.

Nice try Russia, but gay men aren't gonna change simply by flashing a bunch of vaginas in their faces.

Take it down a notch, Crystal Moon Lovechild. Having awful periods isn't because Big Tampon is forcing itself up my vagina, it's because I have debilitating cramps that have sometimes brought me to tears in the past. How great for you that you've somehow pulled the cotton plug on all of their horrible lies and somehow…

Dong Over the River Thigh

It's been confirmed that her official campaign font has always been Dingbat.

I guarandamtee you she's explicitly requested Papyrus in at least one flyer.

And yet she welcomes all fonts.

I'm a Christian in Louisiana, who happens to be a Libertarian. But I seriously want to open a Buddhist school to just piss off all of the bigots that give Christianity a bad name.

I'm fairly certain that there is only one amendment to the constitution and it reads "Christianity is totes awesome. Suck it Muslims."

This is the party that's totes into the Constitution, right? The one with the Anti-Establishment Clause?