Doesn’t go wide till next weekend. Hope you can see it!

Okay, I’ll cut you some slack for not including “Sorry to Bother You” ONLY because it’s not in wide release till next week. But if it isn’t on your damn list for next weekend, I swear I will burn this website to the ground. Kinjafication was bad enough, but I will not stand by and let the best goddamn thing I’ve seen…

Very well put, and totally agree. And my deep sympathies for the struggle you’re going through with your Dad. Just *being there* is really all you can do sometimes. And honestly, even though it damn near destroyed me (and hurt me at my shitty job), I don’t regret a single second I spent trying to make my Dad more…

That’s more like a Hipster Porn Star name. 

It’s funny, but it’s some of the more “mundane” observations that have been most resonant for me this year. As shallow as its musings on free will, choice, and NO JONATHAN “INCEPTION” DOESN’T ACTUALLY WORK AND NEITHER DID THIS, the smaller themes of regret, loss, and immortality actually... work pretty well.

Strongly agree with Zack on the completely unnecessary timeline fuckery both gumming up the show, and camouflaging its often shoddy or shallow premises. It looks amazing, sounds amazing, and has some really fantastic performances. But take away the temporal trickery and forced surprises, and... It doesn’t hold up that…

Gonna paint our wagon! Gonna paint it fine!

another one, first initial V last initial F, has an even better summary from talking with the creators, aided by some GIFs that show some of the hints as to what’s going on. 

Oh, and here’s where you can start:

When I went to see it at the theater last year, I was reminded how, in this day and age, Fox News and the whole motley crew would be up in arms calling it un-american and offensive. “A movie where the hero is a guy who helps a terrorist get fake documents to sneak into America for asylum? And he shoots a Nazi at the…

Well, it’s really more just the one side... Or rather, the two sides on one side. 

Well, that’s the ironic thing. The DNC offered a box of donuts as a “goodwill gesture” to a Bernie-aligned group that attempted to visit their HQ in DC in person. Which, to me, at least, is a win-win. I’d MUCH rather have donuts than deal with those incompetent fucknuts. 

Goddammit you guys, I know this is supposed to be satire, but it’s too goddamn close to reality to be funny!

Good analogy. This is like singing the “Marseillaise” at Rick’s.

In her attic, there’s a painting that gets more and more beautiful and youthful, and speaks words of truth and decency. 

Consider buying a gift certificate to Red Hen if you can’t visit personally -- and if you doubt you ever will, consider getting a gift certificate and sending it to the restaurant to use for “deserving community groups”; or to groups in Lexington, VA you may wish to show support/appreciation for -- public school…

Cue the left bickering like the Judean People’s Front and People’s Front of Judea (and People’s Popular Front, and Popular People’s Front, and People for Free Galillee)....

Person 1: BERNIE RUINED EVERYTHING TRUMP IS HIS FAULT I HATE HIS MINDLESS FOLLOWERS I DONT WANT THEIR VOTE ANYWAYS HAVE A DONUT!

Yes, but its the fascist business party, and the business party that at least provides the possibility of progressing beyond that. 

Exactly. And the lesson I learned from my radical lefty parents who still had no problem voting Democratic every November was this: The lesser of two evils is still LESS F***ING EVIL. 

No no, it’s an idea of a place!