Your jaw will drop when you see what Jay Leno looks like now!

LOL. In my tiny hometown, people still give directions that include, “You know where [store] was before it burned down?...” That store burned down when I was a child and I’m now comfortably middle-aged. It’s only thanks to the 911 system that they even bothered to name many of the roads in my home county.

No, Dungeon & Dragons.

“If you reach the Taco Bell, you’ve gone too far.”

“No, left at the good McDonalds. Rerouting.”

Why? Does she not provide good ‘links’?

Her reviews are just the wurst.

“Buy your guitar a seat on Ryanair, because it’s cheaper than checking it”

The tough couple of years for America’s judiciary system continues. This blows.

After actually watching Saturn 3, I’m disappointed to report I agree with you.

Stan Lee Man, Stan Lee Man

Are we sure this isn’t Sheldon Cooper?

Look, I’m not saying that stealing Stan Lee’s blood was a good thing, but you have to weigh that theft against all the crime fighting Stan Lee clones we have now.

*Spike Lee just tweeted condolences to George Foreman*

Forbidden Planet is tough to watch now. I keep waiting for Leslie Neilson to make a fart noise.

“My neckbeard hairs are quivering! There must be social justice afoot!”

For me, this has become less about Apu and more about the fact that the showrunner of The Simpsons is comfortable sharing an article from the National Review to defend his smirking contempt for fans willing to have a conversation.

I put a dash of Sriracha on my fake moral outrage!

Even liberals can get too old and too rich and become huge assholes.

Suddenly going from Farrah to Frances Sternhagen might be a giveaway.