That’s a little black-and-white, don’t you think?

Stupid sexy panders...

I defer to you as the expert on being a smug sanctimonious hypocrite. 

You sure are spending a lot of words on someone you don’t care about.

So we should only care about the feelings of famous people?

Mark Twain’s not still writing books featuring a character called N*gger Jim. 

Ssh, not in public!

One of the (many) things I hate about this is how they utterly corrupted Lisa’s character to make her a mouthpiece for the writers who refuse to adapt and learn. As a character she’s always been outspoken, but she’s been upheld as the show’s moral center just as much as she’s been portrayed as a humorless scold (often…

You never cared for Lisa Simpson, the most progressive and insightful character on the whole show? I mean, to each their own and all.

I just think Lisa has been the most admirable character on The Simpsons whenever you examine her. To have her rolling her eyes over legitimate concerns of racial stereotyping seems like…

White trash is pretty broadly represented beyond Cletus. If half of Discovery Channel’s programming was filled with people of Indian descent, then we wouldn’t be talking about Apu.

Hey look guys!! I found that one really fun guy at the party :/ .

Heh. 69.

They can’t use The Silmarillion. They can’t use Unfinished Tales. They can’t use History of Middle Earth. They can’t use Children of Hurin. Everything else from LotR and The Hobbit was either already filmed or appears with little detail in the Appendices and whatnot.
This means what we’ll be seeing is the world’s most…

That’s a good joke, you Yahoo!

Not to be undone, Google announced a new Harry Potter series that is going to cost a million times a million dollars.

And it will get there a day late at 9pm.

This show will cost $1 billion but if you pay an extra $5, it’ll arrive by 8pm tomorrow.

Revved up like a douche

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