That and it’s not especially funny.

Glaring omission of the, “I’m not sure I can trust the AVClub anymore.” variety.

I had no idea Asimov wrote the Transformers saga. Mind blown.

It’s not a jellyfish sting.

Nah, Kinja just sucks.

Ours was a Black Russian household.

Since, “Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.” and the only things on tellivision are sex and violence does this mean it will be all sex or just incompetent? And since an adult woman character doesn’t show up until the third book will this mostly be a gay porno?

“to step away from the kingdom of animal heroes, Wonder Woman”

There are rumors of a hidden tunnel conecting it to the basement of Comet Ping Pong.

Nope. He only ever rags on liberals. Even in this case ragging on the fake liberal to discredit the liberals ragging on the Simpsons. It’s shtick.

He’s slightly more prepared than most but follow his stuff for a bit and you see the through line. Always attacking liberals for lack of purity. Especially funny in this case as he’s attacking a liberal character and not the supposed liberals writing the show.

Memries

A great wall you say? Of China you say? A great Wall of China? Is that what you’re saying?

It’s unbearably simplistic.

Mostly he’s a right wing troll.

Or even a very bad one.

You do know Lisa isn’t a real person, right? That the Simpson’s writers felt the need to put their self serving justification into the mouth of their sole sane man (well girl) says a lot about how indefensible even they find that justification to be.

We know, Ted, we know.

He slouches in the line to buy stamps. Then again; who doesn’t.

Needs more Nimoy