I always assumed if they did a 90s installment it would be the thing where Eric and Donna are getting divorced because Eric is having a mid life crisis, so he moves back into his parents house while he chases some pipe dream and reconnects with old friends until he realizes he can’t go back and has to move forward. I…

I think with this movie in particular the only answer was to go all-in gonzo because a straight-up movie about Barbie as we know her would either be a kids’ movie or send adults into insulin comas.

That sounds about right for the US. I didn’t bother getting one until 2005 myself and that only because my employer insisted (I don’t like to talk on phones and texting was absurd using the standard number keypad although it was possible). I think the person saying they were common in 1999 was from Western Europe or…

I always think Candy would have had the a similar career arc to Goodman, who can do any role. 

I watched a somewhat recent interview with Tom Hanks, in which he was reminiscing lovingly about working with Candy. He made the excellent point that Candy’s comedy style was never the easy “fat guy fall down go boom” style that a lot of bigger comedians go to. In Splash, he was the playboy brother; in Only the…

“I believe that grace is very real and we all need a dose of it,” Rowland told TMZ. Sparks, who shares the 2008 hit “No Air” with Brown, told the outlet that Brown beating Rihanna in 2009 “shouldn’t even be a conversation anymore,” and instead, “Chris’ massive talent should be the focus.”

Abusers, defenders of that abuse, bullies, and other monsters have destroyed and weaponized the term “forgiveness.”

And it’s so affordable. With a yearly $29.99 subscription to CurtainHang you can hold up two curtains*

I suspect that the reason he was close to his mother is because she never said no to him. Her world revolved around him and he still believes he’s a special little boy.

It is indeed very common to freeze, especially when it’s a manager or someone with power over you. It often seems kind of surreal and you doubt yourself and your experience. Like “Is my boss really showing porn at work? No..I must be seeings things, that doesn’t fit the narrative here.”

“I mean...most of us have seen her in an explicit vid. How’d you think she got famous??” wrote one user.

I’ve hated him ever since he interrupted Taylor Swift. He let the world know he was a POS back then but oh, “hEs An ArTiSt!” Lots of artists don’t act like he does. He’s trash and was able to hitch his wagon to Kim. 

He is a truly terrible human being. That’s it. No more thought pieces, no more “yeah but he was close with his mom when she died”, or “you don’t understand mental illness”. He is an entitled, self absorbed piece of shit.

“The near-death experience they face when going the wrong way on the highway could have been easily avoided by using a navigation app.”

You’ve clearly never had a navigation app send you the wrong way up a one-way street.

All I know is that this is quite possibly one of the most heartwarming shots in all of cinema.

A enemy is somebody that don’t like you.

Hire a replacement host with the last name “Daily”, problem solved! 

He did get saddled with the 2016-2020 years, which lasted about five centuries. I don’t blame him for not wanting to deal with another Trump candidacy where the satire is real and there’s nothing you can say to mock it that won’t eventually come out of a Republican’s mouth.

He’s so fucking dumb he probably does not know that pronouns are a part of the English language and probably just thinks “it’s some trans shit.” 

But I’m going to tell you the definition of a woman. Because it written in my great book. It said ‘a man and a woman.’ And there’s a difference between the two of them. So that’s the reason men shouldn’t be in women’s sport—here’s a difference.