That’s exactly it. Usually around $25 - $30.

Ugh. This article made me learn that I share birthdays with this choad (date, but not year). If we’re throwing his height into question, can we also push his birthday back a month to SEPTEMBER 11th so we can say he’s the second worst thing to happen to America on that day?

The food is terrible at Rainforest Cafe, but I’ll admit that I do love getting hammered on neon-colored drinks next to an animatronic gorilla. Similar to how I’m always a sucker for Tiki Bars that have fake erupting volcanoes.

That being said, that doesn’t mean I think Velma will be GOOD, just that it probably won’t just be poop and boob jokes.

“and since it’s an “adult” animated cartoon, the amount of jokes that don’t rely on gore, sexual innuendos, or cursing will probably be in the single digits.”

I mean, that’s not necessarily true. It’s not really even usually true anymore - not since the 90's when ‘adult’ cartoons exclusively meant ‘Ren & Stimpy /…

Um... I feel like the REALLY exciting news is buried at the end.

::gag::

Listen, Bob - if the gay people in your life haven’t stopped you from leaving the house looking like a boxcar hobo who collapsed on a Walgreen’s 4th of July display, then they’re definitely not your friends.

I think a lot of the ‘Indiana was a Pedo’ conversation came from the fact that in the original brainstorming sessions, Marion was supposed to have been ELEVEN OR TWELVE:

“because she dressed counterculture and sang in a rock band, everyone just wedged her into this punk box and assumed she was socially aware and politically astute and smart and cool, as many counterculture people are.”

As a Gen X-er who has grown increasingly disappointed at how many of his old goth friends have gone…

“when a god tells you to do stupid awful things, and especially stupid and awful things to children, do not listen to that god. Find a different god.”

“I can’t imagine they’d hire a cis person to play a non-binary role”

“Could a 27-yr old female actor play a high schooler?”

“Were any of the current performers involved in the sketch? Because the puppets weren’t.”

This legit sounds familiar. I feel like it was during that time period where Richard Cheese made ‘Lounge Covers of Popular Songs’ a thing.

“It may help younger readers to remind them that there was a time in the not-so-distant past when blind-buying was the norm. You’d go into a music store and throw down $15 on something that you’d maybe heard a song or two from”

That Cake cover is everything and you were right to drop that friendship.

“It’s funny when people feel the need to make sure everyone knows they don’t like something.”

“the production hearkens back to The Cure and The Smiths more than... I don’t know... Sum 41?”

It reminds me of late 90's stuff like Garbage and Veruca Salt.

Everything about this makes me feel like it’s 1998 and I’m back working at the Virgin Megastore and I absolutely love it.