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Dave Haaz-Baroque
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Trump: SOCIAL MEDIA SILENCES CONSERVATIVE VOICES! PEOPLE SHOULDN’T HAVE THEIR POSTS REMOVED JUST BECAUSE THE LIBS ARE TRIGGERED BY THE “TRUTH!” WE SHOULD LOOK INTO MAKING A LAW ABOUT THIS!

Also Trump: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T JUST SILENCE PEOPLE ON TWITTER WHO CHALLENGE ME!?!

I mean, nothing in this ruling says he has to read them.

“Did anyone spot Paul Reiser actually appear in the episode? (or the season, for that matter?”

I expect the prince to be a gender fluid Asian boy and King Triton to be a flamboyantly gay Hispanic.”

I know they said that to be shitty, but honestly I would 100% watch this version of ‘The Little Mermaid.’

Same. Even though it was a late 70's movie, I remember it still being a pretty dominant force throughout the early 80's.

“He is clearly a candidate for not just college but probably for a good college,” Troiano reportedly said. According to the Times”

I would have assumed that in any scene where the mask isn’t off, that it’s a stunt-double or similarly built stand-in wearing the suit for cost reasons.

Weirdly, when I visit my family in California's Central Valley, I see a LOOOT of Trump signs. 

And remember, folks, the same party that wants to rage “YOU CAN’T CALL THEM CONCENTRATION CAMPS BECAUSE OF WHAT THAT INSINUATES EVEN IF IT’S DICTIONARY TRUE!” also likes to turn around and say pro-choice people ‘decide with their doctors whether to execute their babies after they’re born.’

Well, we already know Kurt Vonnegut’s not rolling in to help with school papers, so as far as I’m concerned it’s already not worth it.

THIS! They’re wringing their hands with this “oh, we expect our kids to be perfect little angels!” as if shooting out a stream of racial slurs is just such a common coming-of-age bit of rapscallion behavior that you would have to be an absolute saint not to have done it. Although to be fair, in their particular crowd,

Modesto, Ca.

Did your local Chuck E. Cheese have the hippo character all alone in a side room? In the Modesto CA location, there was this ‘cabaret room’ in back that nobody was ever in, and it had Dolly Dimples all alone in there by a piano. She was still on a timer to perform even if there was nobody in the room, and she wasn’t

Fun Facts - the Mac Tonight character in the McDonald’s commercials was one of the first acting jobs for Doug Jones (Abe Sapien /Fish Dude from ‘The Shape of Water’ / The Baron in ‘What We Do in the Shadows’ / countless other spindly monsters). Honestly, in retrospect it only makes sense that Mac Tonight was the

Oh, it’s not a matter of whether someone will take it - I’m sure there would be someone. I’m just wondering if Trump will just stop the practice of journalist access altogether as part of his habit of denigrating the press.

WILL another person take her place? It’s been over three months since the last press briefing - my hypothesis is that they’ll just stop having press briefings altogether because of the ‘dishonest media’ and Trump will just replace the role with his own Twitter feed.

I really miss the dimly-lit, slightly terrifying Chuck E. Cheese restaraunts of the 80's - back when Chuck E. dressed like a shady carnie with a bowler hat, before they put him in a jersey and made everything gleaming white. As a kid, Chuck E. Cheese was somewhere between an amusement park and a house of horrors, and

Instead, they want to actually NARROW the field for who’s allowed to adopt - many of these same folk also want to be able to discriminate against LGBTQ for adoption.

Excuse me, Vin Diesel is a fantastic Groot. I mean, you WANT someone kinda wooden, right?

I loved Brie Larson on Community and was disappointed when her character just kinda disappeared (although it was just as her career was starting to launch, so I kinda get it). Her character was one of the few things the non Dan Harmon series got right.