I was reading all the nitpicking and moaning at the beginning of the review waiting for “...but none of that matters, because actually playing this dual-stick shooter is a REVELATION” but instead it’s “...but none of that matters, because if you stand on this balcony it’s VERY PRETTY.”

Dafuq? I obviously haven’t played…

It took 3 stitches and the ER nurse said it wasn’t the first N64 controller related injury she had seen. My mom was throwing a fit saying she was going to throw  out the game system and the nurse said something like “he’s just going to get hurt doing something else, he’s 11" 

I feel like this is a common story of the era.

I have a dent/scar on the back of my head from an N64 controller because of an afternoon of Goldeneye with my friends. I fucking TOLD him to stop looking at my screen. It’s my hill, I’m going to die on it. 

You’re acting like this is somehow at odds.

And?

Republicans are usually both.

I love how the article tries to insinuate that it was terrible that she took a week to respond to this manufactured controversy. Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

If I may make a suggestion, wait to shoot the white “allies” until after you shoot the “non-allies”.

That during the initial invasion, no military in the country decided to try and use sonic cannons against the creatures that have really sensitive hearing?

Gigantic plot hole still exists that made the first movie not very good?

Angry vocal “Gamers” are an exhausting lot of emotionally stunted morons.

“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…

Any time you hear about something incredibly corrupt destroying American lives, turns out Reagan helped it get there. 

How is that the end of your article? I need to know a lot more about this.  How does it work?  Was this ever announced before just now?  Why when I click that link is there a FREE download?  I’m so confused and you just left us hanging!

You’re drawing a really disingenuous false equivalence between people who want everyone to be treated equally and have access to basic necessities for survival like food, shelter, and healthcare, and people who believe we should have a small government that exists to protect and provide for the free market at the…

Except the alt-right radicalization has resulted in countless incidents of domestic terrorism. Have you ever heard of a super liberal gay dude shooting up the local Hooters?

Lots of people should realize that these conspiracies are borderlines to domestic terrorism in the name of “National Security”. There isn’t anything secure about shooting up people that want accountability in the police, there isn’t anything secure in kidnapping back foster children because qanon said so. To believe…

Well, now I’m going to have to play Hollow Knight. I’d say ‘thanks for that’ sarcastically, but I always enjoy that game, so it’s only have sarcastic.

It’s a Far Cry game. Calm down.