Ken Griffey Jr Presents Major League Baseball.

My first thought as well haha

Shit. I’d been telling myself “no no no I will not buy this game” and then boom. They put in Socrates. I’m sold.

I do not know. I DO NOT KNOW! Oh wait yeah I do, I’ll be playing God of War.

Man what the fuck are you talking about? Your issues with emotion have shit to do with this post. This is a man shedding a few joyful tears over the fact that his 5 years of hard work has been well received. Fuck you and anyone else who has a problem with that, because having a problem with that is the definition of…

I’m going to play God of War until my eyes bleed.

Uhh that’s a horrible comparison. Toxic masculinity is a much bigger and much more serious problem for our society than a video game review site. Priorities, man.

I’ll be PLAYING some Destiny 2 with that much improved 6 player rumble and might check out the new CoD WWII DLC. But I will be THINKING about how excited I am for God of War.

Tim Rogers, you are a goddamned treasure. This is so good.