or black just in your backyard doing nothing, or black and sleep in your car, or black reaching for you license, the list goes on and on. 

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Two squirrels in a row. Tomorrow's game will be invaded by a gray squirrel

I dunno, if his job to beat things up, he seems to have done quite well here.

Being from his hometown I was about ready to call you out saying that’s not where he wrecked his car. Then I remember this is Jon Jones and remember he has multiple wrecks.

Probably this game from Thomas’ rookie year: https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/pbp/200201150WAS.html

Im betting Archer wakes up when someone in his hospital room mentions the Top Gun sequel, and he forces himself out of the coma to make a Danger Zone joke.

“seven seasons of shaggy, meandering, aggressively pointless”

This is such a bummer. After season two I opted not to watch this one (instead I embarked on the Terror finally) but it’s sad to see these characters not getting their due. 

Not a fan of the genre, but...

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

Neither call is nearly as bad as the Warriors Twitter accounts say they are, but regardless, no call would justify how much of a gigantic asshole Curry comes off as there.

If you taunt the refs, they will find a way to screw you over.  The only people who the Warriors have to blame here are themselves.

Let’s just say the script moved Ali ... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

Two movies?! What do I look like, a Rockefeller?

I love the other implication of “I’m not going to lie to you”: I’ve been lying up until this point.

I’ve only been to Starbucks six or seven times in my life. I am a teacher though, so that’s probably why I write a lot of words to express an opinion. If I communicated in hashtags and bird memes, would that make me a better person in your eyes?

Where’s my money? Although... I guess I didn’t actually bet money.

The thing about being great at basketball is that it doesn’t prevent a person from being boring and deeply unpleasant.