I’m fairly certain that you just described 85% of all head coaches...

Try to read that without compulsively stroking your chin in a display of deep contemplation. You can’t!

I bet he still believes in God, though.

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

A game based off the 80’s transformers cartoon is released. And it was amazing.

Meanwhile I’m 72 hours into the game and just met Virgil.

“THIS HERM EDWARDS I CALL JON GRUDEN BECAUSE HE SHOUTS AT PEOPLE ABOUT FOOTBALL ON ESPN”

I don’t think anyone would’ve faulted Lawrence for just going full Raul Julia with the wafer-thin Hunger Games scripts at this point. I read the books at the insistence of a now-ex-girlfriend and thought it was the single most half-assed, lazy example of world-building I’d ever seen, the polar opposite of George R.R.…

Halfway is probably two to four times longer than you needed to read to get that Heinlein really liked the military.

Just starred you. I'm doing my part!

Added wrinkle: the book was basically advocating the militarism and fascism that the movie mocks. So Verhoeven’s satire wasn’t just trolling Hollywood and the viewer, he was trolling Heinlein’s source material as well.

This movie has aged better than my exes. Hi-yo!

I would like to know more.

I saw this movie on a first date. I loved the movie, did not get a second date.

If you’re pissing people off with your journalism, then you’re doing your job. Ruffling feathers, even if you’re entertainment reporters, is par for the course. Don’t stop doing it just because a couple publishers are a wee bit on the childish side of things.

The animal guy almost made a slip up and said that the animals would “evolve” to adapt to their environments. He caught himself and said “change” instead. Good thing because otherwise the big Aussie would come over and slap him.

None of their dinosaurs will have feathers, because that’s evolutionist propoganda. No, seriously.

I always try to make “the prettiest girl at University” (I’ll have to ask my shrink about that one). It was very challenging in FO3 though. The best I could do was “slightly above average looking drug mule”

And she’s SUCH A GOOD ACTOR. Her turn in Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona was an impossible to play role brought effortlessly to life.