Editor: “Who should we give the story to?”

I’ve been married to the same woman 51 years this next August, hows about a restoration?

Seriously. Why is everyone horrible now? Who the fuck thinks this is funny, or a joke, or in any way a good idea? 

If an asteroid were on a collision course with Earth in 2040, we’d presumably drop everything to avoid our fate and save ourselves.

Do not leave windows down.

My best tip for driving in the winter?

Germans don’t laugh. Laughing is inefficient.

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

The Chevy Aveo. Nothing about this car was good. To the point they had to rename it when they actually made them decent (the Sonic)

“Trump thinks...”

“dumbass trump tweets dumbass things" should be a permanent headline 

If you don’t create spaces for people to legally jump their cars, they will illegally jump them on the street.

Counterpoint: That guy’s an asshole and your nice write up wont be enough to wash away his sins.

Glad to see a good alternative for the Volt!  I’ve evangelized to many people about my Volt, and had 2 friends buy them as a result.  I’m sure this car will be great, too.  Plug-in hybrids with decent range and a gas engine are really great for daily use.  Until we get fast charging all over the country, this is the…

Anal Wrangler... hilarious!

Any name that makes you laugh in the “Put the word ANAL in front of a car model name” game

Well you are a piece of shit aren’t you?

If you don’t care, why are you here?

Why don’t you put on a dunce cap and sit in a corner? Think about what you just said.

Wow. I’d never heard of a “Freestar” van before. I had to Google it. I have seen those before, but you’re right, they just blend right in. It must have been the Aerostar replacement. You’re right! It certainly is a “meh” vehicle!