I bring my 99 Saturn to Jiffy Lube. Cause... it’s a 99 Saturn and runs fine and it JUST WON’T DIE and I can’t justify a new car until it does. C’monnnnnn Jiffy Lube, fuck it up!! The upsell is the most annoying part. Seriously the cost of all the upsell crap put together is probably worth more than the car! Just…