Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

This ones better.

Here’s the other pube in the pudding, still NP though.

Depression is real. It kills and it’s toll is great. Families, friends and everything can seem to be millions of miles away.

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

Ahahaha, yes.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE DID THIS TO ME!”

Clearly he failed to check his tire pressure before leaving the parking lot.

<old man rant> car seats are so damn HARD now! My butt hurts after only a few hours of sitting. Bring back the luxo-barge couches! </endoldmanrant>

If you were fan of the trio era Top Gear, it would be silly to not at least give this a chance.

Well cones. I’m watching both shows. Burn me.

Breaking News: GM to Release Chevy Voltron to Compete With Prius Prime. Peter Cullen Cries but Finds New Work. More at 6pm!

Worst Place to Urinate Outside:

I never understood why it uses plates.

Nor can you have your sub toasted with food stamps.

I feel like painting fake tunnels on brick walls is an acceptable way to filter out people who should not have a driver’s license. Every city should have at least 6 of these.

Every time I hear this song, I automatically think of The Blues Brothers movie.

There is (or was, might have been on loan) at the Automotive Hall of Fame in Dearborn. I can’t believe how tiny these cars used to be.

I believe most will point to the problem between the seats, that said I still say NP as the swap to a stick s/b straightforward as they’re already using a GM transmission