The solution is ALWAYS banana peels and turtle shells.

Right, because endangering other people’s lives is more important. Move the fuck over and everyone gets home safely.

Why not just move over when it’s safe to get in the right lane?

My 2015 RAV4 has it. Not as effective as I had hoped really. It prevents ice buildup but doesn’t melt all the snow at the base of the windshield.

In your brother’s defence, an oil change costs more than a 2007 Caliber,