I have IBS. When people call something “shit”, it reminds me of that I will never live a full, pain-free life.

Sounds like this is also the source of Golden Gun

Except Decepticons won?

I have a burning urge to see my words in the comment section of a blog; it’s the only way I know to give meaning to life in this crazy world where people with confusing references to Carlos Marmol in their name get indignant with me on the internet.

Half Life 3 confir... wait what did I just read

Correct.

Golfers aren’t athletes so its okay

like Jrpgs interfaces...

*picks up damaged mic*

kinderguardian made me laugh.

Eyes up Kinderguardian! All exotics have the same rolls, and P&T is old school.

GREAT RAGE QUITTING STORY BRAH. Did you also each lunch that day? Tell us.

yea theyre called updates... waka waka waka
joking aside, idk. never had my ps4 brick.

This problem is fixed.

Only question: How do you have the ability to use the internet but you lack the sense to Google questions?

STFU to everyone in here pretending to be a martial arts master.

This is Ganon, of course.

Pretty cool how you have confidence in your audience's ability to read your mind.

So may be you should've just written that

Should be out next month but he'll probably need another kickstarter for a hundred $K to pay for something that should have already been considered.