Hahaha, thank you for that

I thought I was about to watch the creepy version of ninja cat. Disappointed.

One has four wheels and one has two

Oh, you've already commented on this. My annotation is late to the party :(

Please tell me this is a Chinese person with an English word tattoo!

Oh, I agree with you 100%. There will definitely be issues at launch, same as any highly anticipated game. Hopefully this will dispel a good amount of it though, and allow for an easier launch.

So wait... let me get this straight.

And I'm sure you've watched more television than I ever have. Congratulations!

Leave Rochester out of this!

That would be Fortnite, and they're still working on it. I was curious myself two days ago and checked their website. There's also a Twitter account for the game which was last used in mid October of '13

Thought this was Miley Cyrus.

Once I see words such as 'despotic' and 'gratuitous,' I begin to brace myself for a super righteous opinion.

The Dallas Stars continue spewing humor whenever available. As a Sabres fan, even I can appreciate this humor now, even if it took 15 years. Check out some of the jokes they've dropped on Twitter.

Did anyone watch until the end?! 2:30 freaked me out haha

Haha, that is amazing!

Because you don't have $130 to spend?

The first H in what you wrote is the 21st letter. 7 times 3 is 21. A 7 upside down and reversed is an L. H73. Half-Life 3 confirmed.

R.I.P. Brian

I have no room for that on my dresser :(. Can my TV sit on top of it, or is that a super no-no?