Was the tester wearing the approved Harley Davidson long sleeve t-shirt, the approved Harley Davidson gay pirate tie dyed do rag? Did they have their keys on an approved Harley Davidson key fob? Had it recently been unloaded from a trailer behind a Harley Davidson branded F-150 with a Harley Davidson plate bracket?

I wish I could say this is a joke, but it is not. It is accurate: Losing to Temple is a far worse tragedy in Penn State land than child rape.

On the plus side, the fact that the burying of tapes is merely symbolic—and not a deliberate attempt to conceal incriminating evidence—is a sign of pretty solid progress for this program.

Remind me again why this university that harbored a serial pederast and obstructed justice for decades is allowed to even field a football team? Fuck Penn State with Joe Paterno’s rotting femurs.

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

Days of Thunder came out 25 years ago.

In related news, Wiz Khalifia was high af at the Los Angeles airport.

Preseason football is a lot like Cinemax at 3am. If you haven't seen the real thing in 7 months..... it gets the job done.

I don’t really feel this is a great summation of the events. If anyone cares to read a timeline.

2000 called and said get some new fucking jokes

Some context? Is this highschool ball from Denmark or rural Canada?

Percy Harvin has every right to feel disrespected. Seattle essentially gave him away to New York for nothing, and instead of proving the doubters wrong, Harvin turned in another injured, mediocre season. I guess Seattle’s head coach was right when he told reporters that he believed a stolen Jet wouldn’t be capable of…

Looks more like a false flag to me.

Subtle.

I’m no expert, but refs can’t knock down coaches. Something bigger is going on here.

Now that was a controlled demolition.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

OMFG PORN BURN THE WITCH

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.