damn. i figured he would confess to murder and getting away with it

OH! I know! Something about Jesus?

The trolling brought out legit racist (idiots)

“Kind of talking trash.” He was walking around yelling “COME ON NOW” in Philly, putting his hands up and basically asking for a fight. He even grabbed some random girl’s hand before someone decided to knock him down. According to the guy who was there, this man was doing this throughout the whole subway ride and after…

I have some context: The NFL is trash and so are its fans.

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

Yoda wasn’t claymation, he was a muppet, worked and voiced by Frank Oz.

I don’t understand people who equate the culpability of a civil moving infraction with felony assault. The two do not remotely equate.

A million times this.

There is literally nothing different between that argument and “If he didn’t want to get killed, he shouldn’t have been selling untaxed cigarettes!”

He meant to swerve, but I doubt he meant to hit him.

You piece of shit.

So you’re saying passing on a double yellow justifies attempted murder? Go fuck yourself.

Gosh I almost want to star this comment for the ending but I can’t get past the victim blaming and calling the driver of the car an idiot when the proper term is psychopath.

Do everyone a favor and stop operating motor vehicles forever. Sincerely, every one still alive in spite of your best efforts.

Ya fuck you too. I hope to catch you doing something mildly illegal so I can run ya ass ova as well. What kind of society do you want?

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

“To her,” he said, referring to Sanders’ girlfriend. “But to him, no. Because he was doing something illegal.”

Well, enter “an insect bit my groin”, into the hall of fame for bullshit excuses after knowing you are screwed. We can put his trophy right next to Tiger’s “I am a sex addict.”

And his buddy David Stern>