It has been 0 days since video of a high school football player runs over a ref.

Yes

It either seems like Manziel is a detestable fucking prick or the Browns are bumbling fucks.

Other things Jerry Jones finds to be a thing of beauty:

But his teeth. Can’t Jerry afford some whitening strips? Or does he get confused and get white strippers?

Why not just buy out all of the pharmaceutical companies and raise the prices 5000%? It’s a free market! Btw, some of the worst ideas we’ve had as a country:

Is this guy wearing sunglasses indoors standing in front of a flat screen TV playing an actual Flo-Rida music video? So much douche bag going on in this article I can’t take it.

This guy is a poster child of what is wrong with capitalism. Rooting against his team from now on. /blogpost

$20,000 isn’t that much. That’s what a cheerleader would earn in about 25 seasons worth of home games and charity events and calendar shoots and calendar promotion and media appearances and corporate bookings.

One point of contention was that steroid use can cause a depletion in natural testosterone production; a use exemption allowing an aging fighter to boost their testosterone levels could, in certain cases, functionally work as a reward for past doping.

As a 49ers fan, I’d rather they just ban 49ers games.

if football fans are good at anything, it’s finding creative ways to stay as shitfaced as possible while turning the stadium into a hell on Earth.

“I was there for the whole thing and it was terrifying.”

Since LA has no NFL team it’s just roving gangs of various fans running around fighting each another on Sunday like in The Warriors.

There’s so much going on here, but I really can’t stop laughing at how perfectly the Buffalo Wild Wings signage is framed throughout. Camera pans around it like it’s a level in Street Fighter.

“Most hardest hitting”? C’mon Kyle, you can do more better than that.

I was at the game and I saw that family in my section. My fiancée, who knows very little about football, looked at his shirt and turned towards me and said “didn’t Sharper go to jail for assault?” I said “oh no, he was the serial rapist”. She didn’t say anything for the next three minutes. She just stared at the mom…

Not accused, he plead guilty.

A parent dressed their child in the jersey of Darren Sharper, accused serial rapist and role model (I guess) to children everywhere.