Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

Wow. Super retarded. Shoot only if you plan to kill.

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.

I’m so tired of Ben Roethlisberger trying to shove his shit down people’s throats.

So...

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

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I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

Also, is there a “Asshole says something terrible and uses satire as an excuse” punch card I don’t know about?

She seems to be one of those people who have decided if they can’t be famous, they’ll be infamous.

She should check in on Tila Tequila and find out how that’s been working out for her.

Good. Hateful bitch.

Fucking bingo. The other major argument is always about money and my lack thereof compared to Money Pit, to which my response is, without fail, “the fuck does that have to do with anything?”

I want to print 100 copies of this article and hand them out whenever some clown tries to persuade me that Floyd’s the greatest ever because of his undefeated status. He’s fought a series of tomato cans and people past their prime and because of THAT we’re supposed to anoint him?

There are less invasive ways of dealing with it, make an unmoderated play pen an option or moderated optional for example.

Do you remember when people could just play a multiplayer game however they wanted and not have to worry about triggering our automated oppressive overlords? Pepperidge farm remembers.

I have never seen a good automated system of this kind. Highly doubtful Riot has made one.

This girl is nuts, yo. Don’t cry over crazy.

Also her definition of fat is size 6 with big tits, so don't get too excited.

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

Body dysmorphia sucks, but insisting to other people that you’re fat when you’re not actively harms people who are actually fat. This is Rachel Dolezal-level shit, and it needs to stop.