Hey you know what? These idiot owners refuse to acknowledge what fans have known for years. Goodell is a fucking moron. So let Goodell rule with an iron fist. At some point one of these dipshit owners will realize that Goodell is part of the problem. But right now, the NFL is a cash making machine and he’s willing to…

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

Quite possibly the best article title I've ever seen.

Never. I’d rather buy shit.

Never. I’d rather buy shit.

Still wouldnt buy it.

Still wouldnt buy it.

Even if this game was $5 it wouldn’t even be worth it.

Even if this game was $5 it wouldn’t even be worth it.

I saw this and I was like “nah”. The end.

I saw this and I was like “nah”. The end.

They couldn’t pay me 28 dollars to play this turd.

They couldn’t pay me 28 dollars to play this turd.

1. Respectable attorneys do not write novelesque pleadings like this. Federal rules of procedure rule 8 requires the defendant state in “short and plain terms its defenses to each claim asserted against it”. I recall an attorney moved to strike a complaint because it was too verbose (yet still a fraction of Winston’s…

Wow, as an attorney, I'd be worried about getting sanctioned if I signed my name to that horse shit counterclaim.

Wow. Someone with a Bachelor’s Degree in Political Science could tear this to shreds. It’s just like Winston’s career: a lot of rah rah with little to no substance

Poor #1 NFL draft pick.

Her attorney could move to strike almost the entire complaint. Almost everything they complain about is privileged communication; she can’t be sued for most of those statements EVEN IF THEY ARE DEFAMATORY.

And also, fuck fake tough guy Dwight Howard.

Mayweather approves of the bring them in for a hug technique.

There are well done, but I don't think anyone would mistake them for live models. There is something off about proportions...

If Blatt really had Lebron doing the inbounds pass, then he is a dumbass and deserved to be overruled.

This has to be satire

Bullshit. Coaches are entrusted with the safety and well-being of teenagers and young adults. When they screw with it and damage people due to incompetence or malpractice they should be held accountable.

Only cost him his knee. Hey, Junior Seau got paid good money to have his brains beat out of him.