Meh. He has a punchable face.

ummm trogdor anyone?

screw hillary clinton, screw the bushes, and screw the united states of corporatism

do us all a favor. go outside, and shoot yourself in the face. the fuck is wrong with you defending consumerism? get the fuck out of here

its just a prank! /s

how the hell are you still writing? o thats right, gawker doesn’t give a shit that you’re a lying piece of shit who should be shot out of a cannon into the ocean.

can you guys please start putting “SPONSORED POST” on all this apple bullshit you throw up daily? seriously, this is fucking advert hell

I mean, I might honestly watch a college game this season if I don’t have to listen to this moronic ball of shit...now if the players would stop being felons in the making and actually be real contributors to society....bwuahaha nevermind, I forgot we were talking about slave labor.

i think you forgot the part that no one of any intelligence gives a flying fuck what a dipshit athlete has to say.

I’m sorry, but your aura of smugness has made your comment completely unreadable.

Yup, in the great words of Bill Hicks, “ are you a marketer? kill yourself”

um no. there is no way, shape, or form that having a commando hatch in a suburban should be used by a freaking LEO. The national fucking guard maaaaaaaaaaybe. But the LAfuckingPD? You fucking kidding me? With that judgement, might as well give them an air craft carrier permanently based off Long Beach because LA is a…

I have met Guida many times in person down in Hermosa Beach, he is a lot shorter in person. Great guy, and yes, he always looks like he just got done wrestling warthogs.

This is some shit I don't understand. How on earth do you think that is HIS money in any, way, shape, or form? Are you that ignorant?

The worst part about this is that you actually spent time putting this together. Get.this.shit.off.deadspin.

haha, go back to beating women Chris. defending yourself on gawker is a new low even for you.

I wish you could downvote on Gawker. This gets all the downvotes.

gawker shills are more idiotic as the day passes

you are also 100% more likely to have your face shot in by a burglary with no way to protect yourself! great info graphic! hope the cops get there in time to pick your brain matter off the ground!

Every argument I have seen here is based on movies. DO any of you actually go outside your basements? Seriously, its like 95% New York Priviledges dumbcunts who run the comments on gawkers. Its a shit show for reason and when push comes to shove, not a single one of you will leave your bunkered down priviledged ledges…