“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Black women spend Billions.

You don’t really need to make a commercial to show white people they’re “allowed” to use something. Trust me. The assumption is already there.

And when they get on, they leave your ass for a White girl.” 

I will take that shit into consideration next time

lololol the best part is that there is nothing “hit piece” about this. It’s literally a report on what happened last night. But I guess it’s not surprising for Trumpers to be offended by reality itself, is it.

Yeah we should be praising Trump for trying to start another war that we can’t possibly win or benefit from. All praise to Trump.

He died doing what he loved...

He later kissed a baby, signed it, then threw it into the crowd, mistaking the gasps of shock as applause.

I love my nonconsensually circumcised penis and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

It’s true. But could we please, pleeeeaaasse hear some voices from the Democratic Party who are not Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer? I’m sure there’s one or two people from, ya know, other districts who might own tongues & have something to say. Dems continue to front the Usual Bogeys, making the GOP’s job so much…

I’ve posted elsewhere in here on the subject, though in the grays I remain (I admit I can come off a bit trollish). It just rubs me the wrong way, like it’s American English speakers finding words in a language that is already ‘gendered’ and imperiously applying our standards about gendering.

I am bathing in the glory that is Paul Ryan’s failure today. He is trying so hard to push through his “fuck the poor, make the rich richer” plan that he loves more than anything else in this world. He has everything he should need to make it happen. And it just. isn’t. working. And now he is tied to the flaming…

Honestly, did you also have an impossible time telling these two Chads apart? Jesus WEPT.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

The day I realized that the funny guy from The Santa Clause (one of my favorite Christmas movies) was a raging asshole in real life was a sad day for me.

World’s worst Brawny ad.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

It looks like something pro-lifers would use to protest Planned Parenthood.

Dark times, or fabulous times?