Just sayin’...

We call that Freedom Foam.

Give it time. Soon he will have written all the best pages. Great pages. Yuge pages. Nobody writes pages like Donald Trump writes pages.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

The tell-all books after this campaign is over are going to be amazing.

Give Trump a Samsung Note7. That way he can share in all those sick burns he dishes out on Twitter.

What is he supposed to do, land on the grass like every other president? I hear the last guy to land his helicopter on the lawn was [whispers] a black. Can’t have that.

They worried that this was big government telling people what to feed their kids.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

“A monster of a human being. The worst person I’ve ever worked with in my life.” - I don’t know, that sounds kind of generous.

There’s definitely a conflict. However, it’s not necessarily an obvious one. What I mean by that is if her husband works for a law firm that happens to have Sony as a client, but her husband doesn’t specifically work on Sony cases, it’s possible she didn’t know. Some law firms are global. If the London office of a law…

I can’t tell you how frequently people don’t catch it when I joke that I have my law degree from SVU.

Vodka, neat and chilled.

Well, no. Weaver is simply a politics guy. He’s that way for whoever is writing his check. He’s like the anti- Toby Zeigler.

The guy’s a true believer in Bernie Sanders in the worst possible way. He’s the sort of true believer that is willing to be extremely unethical and terrible in his efforts to prop up the person or system he believes in, even if that person or system wouldn’t want him to behave that way.

I managed an unpaid internship while living in Brooklyn. It was hellish. I shared an (illegal) rental with three people (one of whom was likely insane) and had over a mile walk to the nearest train station. I worked two part time jobs and used my school loan to pay for existing and my average night’s sleep was around…