My dog went into the kitchen once, pulled out an empty chili container from the trash and brought it back to us. She plopped down in front of us and started to work on licking out the chili leavings. Like "HOW YOU GUYS DOIN'; I GOT CHILI." When we tried to take it from her she was like "EXCUSE ME, ASSHOLES THAT IS…

Of course, Tracy Morgan's injuries would be considerably less HAD HE NOT BEEN HIT BY A WALMART TRUCK.

Lets keep this civil and not mock this man for his physical disability, mkay?

Maybe ESPN's next special will be "Women Explain What it Feels Like to Get Kicked In the Balls".

who like...approves shit like this. who makes the list, hands it off to someone, who then says 'yes good.' like who does this.

Nope. Wrong. Liberated women are generally enthusiastic about learning more about their bodies and what pleases them, which leads to energetic, experimental, ecstatic sex. Many men, however, don't think sex is anything they should have to work at or learn about, because apparently their Magical Dick Powers just…

Good to know who that article was for, I suppose. Any chance you wear some kind of warning label?

Gee, I can't imagine why you're not having enjoyable sexual experiences with women. Maybe few of them have the patience or stamina to spend hours trying to placate a shrieking manbaby. It's hard to get creative in bed when you're exhausted, or constantly worrying that you didn't do something exactly right. If you…

You're right, they are halfway decent tips, as long as you're not trying to have sex with a woman.

Yeah, I wasn't even thinking of Buttercup. When I think of Robin Wright I think of Claire Underwood now. She's just fucking amazing as Claire.

Furiously masturbating? How angry was he? Like really, really angry?

But, but tv and movies do it all the time!!! Gasp, are you saying those aren't realistic? Fuck....

How have I reached the ripe old age of 45 without knowing that you could become a member of the Mile High Club solo?

I often say I wish the bulk of the abuse had been physical and I once told another ex who was downright controlling by the end of our relationship that I wish he had just punched me instead of constantly tracked what I was doing and when. Everyone deals with abuse differently but it's so hard to spot that sort of…

Dodai DB!

Come on, tell me you're not a little disappointed that this didn't get tossed to Fox & Friends. Doocy would have something a billion times more idiotic than "nothing burgers".

I shouldn't be commenting anymore. However, I just have to say something on the insanity of it all. Here's what we're learning. As a woman, no matter how powerful/wealthy/successful you become, you can still be a victim of domestic violence. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW STRONG YOU ARE... YOU CAN STILL BE FUCKING…

"turns out she had a real talent, she should have been spanking someone with a hairbrush" 1:38........... it's not attractive women that make me angry it's old white dudes saying shit like that

Y'all got any nothing tacos though?