I'm not sure I could do the dressing, but I put Lawry's seasoning salt and dill weed on my cottage cheese, so... *weird cottage cheese brofist*

I think the only note I've ever left said 'FOR THE HORDE', because our waiter played Horde as well.

I have a small business. I have two accounts of my own (business, personal) plus we have a joint account. Get married late enough and you'll find you need a few extra things that the spouse doesn't necessarily need to be added on to; he's not involved in my business AT ALL so he doesn't get that access unless I die,…

If the cat were seriously pissed, the tail lashing would be twice as fast and twice as wide... don't ask me how I know this... *guards feet*

Seung Mina frowns in your general direction.

I dunno how often you read this site, but uh... professional editors or not (I don't honestly know how involved they are), plenty of typos and sentence structure type errors make it through. I'm not really slamming Jez here, it's even a problem on mainstream news sites like NBC, etc. The Internet age means 'publish…

I went with my friend who helped plan the wedding, because my mom died when I was 15. Even were she still alive though, I would not have let her anywhere near that planning. I'm also extremely glad my sisters were both halfway across the country and couldn't help either - we reused the bridesmaids from my middle…

As others have mentioned, it won't help that much with a complete surprise attack, but self defense classes, The Buddy System, legal weapons (aka pocket knife), wear clothes and shoes that are practical in case you have to run, and always tell trusted people where you're going and not to believe any 'contact' from you…

Well yeah, but watching the transformation of a conservative as they deal with their cognitive dissonance is certainly interesting.

I would buy a ton of land out in the middle of nowhere/mountains, install a T1 line, and move there. My supplies would be delivered and I would have a few cats. Ok probably not at 18, but at 24? Yes. That has long been my dream.

I am so glad she's back to having a busy career. I respect she took a lot of time off to raise her kid(s?) but I missed her. Moar GA, plz.

When she had her first kid (I'm not up on her family situation but I remember that), she tore some talking head a new asshole about maternity leave. The Daily Show featured it and it was glorious.

My cat is older now and so not as inclined to be as adventurous, but he'd still give this cat a run for its money. The daily two hour begging session for wet food is about the only truly annoying thing he does.

That dog totally knows what the score is. He sighs in resignation near the end. #TeamCat

If the last of the leftover Buffalo Chicken pizza survives these nocturne hours, it'll be FOUR days.

Thank god the western half of the state retained some sanity on this subject.

Where do you stand on turnovers?

FRUIT PIES OR NOTHING, GET OUT.

And some tiny bits of chopped up kalamata olive... sundried tomato...

No lie, I've had pizza three days this week. DON'T JUDGE ME.