It's probable I'm late to the party, but #10. Fizzy vodka lemonade powered by my Soda Stream because fuck the man, I made my own flavored 'water'.

They have, at some magical locations, the 'chili-cheese' burrito with sour cream. I used to get that ALL THE TIME when I worked at the mall, but all the local TBs stopped serving it and I thought it had fallen off the menu. Then in 2003 I was driving to Indiana in a snow storm, which made the ten hour drive take…

Now you've done it, you KNOW they're reading these comments.

I love salt but ironically I think that's partly why I can't eat Taco Hell anymore... it's so salty compared to my regular food that it makes my stomach hurt. Else, there's something very mysterious in it and that's what causes the problem, but as I am not a food scientist I couldn't say what...

I'm not sure when I made the transition but I started being pretty blunt with people like that a while ago... I try to be sensitive to people's issues but if they're being stupid about observations about whatever the problem is, I'm not afraid to dumb it down for them and make it sting a little. A non-friend example…

The rest of the comments are probably right, re: cutting her loose, but I think if I were you I'd try to go out on a bang; tell her you're hurt by the racist comments and she might as well be putting your name in them since you share the heritage. See what she says. If it's nothing, you have your answer... I'm all…

Most of the parents I know DON'T go anywhere, because they're either too strapped to get a sitter (a legit reason) or too afraid to ask friends/family to watch the kid for a while. I'm not really able to tolerate small kids usually so going to their place is extremely unappealing. I realize that sounds bitchy but it's…

They probably tried to do that to me, but I use Adblock Plus. Thus it didn't work. However, I am still really pissed at them for apparently hiding the announcement that my FIL passed away (it was fairly unexpected, lung cancer and ten days till he passed, so the family wanted it kept quiet online until after). Only…

Must be fun to have a body that works perfectly. Also, cats are awesome and cuddly, so go fly a kite... in a thunderstorm...

As I obviously don't know where in the country you and your ancestors hale from, this is just a general suggestion... if you know of any traditional celebrations for this time of year and can find literature on it, I would give that. "Oh happy holidays, I thought you might like to know something about how my family…

That's known as 'lunch tomorrow'.

Dog toys! And accessories. Assuming she loves them a lot, anyway. That stuff can be expensive.

Completely off topic, but I'm amused they live somewhere that could be mispronounced 'Ton-Tit-Town'. In fact I challenge anyone who knows them to go ahead and do so; it sounds like the home of a heavy stripper or something (NTTAWWT)

Indeed. While stranger things have happened, I don't see Wahlberg becoming one of those stories.

As much fun as it is to try people in the court of public opinion, the actual legal system requires one to be a lot more careful (thank you for pointing it out)...

The problem with that sentiment is that most attorneys who 'swoop' are actual going to keep like half of any winnings. It's sad and I know there are a lot of decent lawyers out there, but I expect this entire family faces cash-predators at this point. I hope the girl (and the other kids) manage to recoup what they're…

This is so fucked up, I can't even think of anything to say besides "find the culprits, throw the book at them, and then do it ten MORE times." I don't identify at all with this fandom, but there is NO excuse for committing what is essentially a terrorist attack on a bunch of probably mostly innocent fans of a thing.…

I think I'd say 'Now there's a man with no more fucks to give'.

A disabled friend of mine had a similar issue (only with potty breaks) because she's in a wheelchair and has to go to another floor for the appropriate restroom, and it takes 20 min on a good day with no waiting in line. Once her supervisor gave her a hassle over it she offered and *started* to demonstrate the whole…

Call me if they can pass on the info for whoever made the decision to force it on them in the first place, because that person needs to be stabbed.