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Your hair is just as much a part of your body as your boobs, butt, arm, or whatever. I don't like people touching me ANYWHERE without some kind of invitation. This even applies to my own sisters; we weren't a terribly physically affectionate family as we grew up, and I've never embraced (ha) the idea.

The village I lived in last year went to the newspaper about the fact that someone was flushing cloth towels (I think like restaurants use to wipe tables and such). Basically they said 'if whoever's doing this doesn't stop, we're installing a grinding/shredding system and ALL your sewer bills will go up significantly

I had a job where there was an unspoken time where I might get let go due to a hiring freeze 'when' I finished my project. So my boss who wanted to keep me, told me to work slower. I was like... I spend four hours a day online doing basically nothing (because of this directive, mind you), if I work any slower I might

No no! Not at all. I honestly don't have any other idea why this doesn't happen to me. Sorry, didn't mean it to sound that way.

One of my friends is a zoo vet guy (mostly large animals) and he told us about the time a zoo otter got super pissed at him during mating season, and attacked him. IIRC he got kind of torn up from the claws. They are now, as a species, his arch-nemesis. Obviously we've never let him live this down ^_^

I have no idea why, but on the rare occasions when I do walk around in the city (I live in the sticks), I've not really been harassed. I feel like maybe I somehow exude my thought process of 'bother me and I will HURT YOU'. I'm aware I have some rage issues ~_~;;

You just have to know what you're doing in the kitchen. Also it helps if you like casseroles in general (parents are from Indiana...)

According to John Oliver there were like a thousand races (state and local IIRC) that had NO challengers. At that point, I can see why you wouldn't vote at all for those positions.

Or sanctioned by god, i.e. a Crusader or [insert religious war here].

I have to wonder if the GF is maybe slightly autistic or something, by which I mean hyper focused on one aspect of the Interwebs that ties the person to reality. I dunno. I'm no expert. It just seems like a very weirdly focused obsession.

As a note, sometimes even 'good' insurance plans won't cover testing without some major hoops. I tried to get tested earlier this year. My mother AND my father both had breast cancer - mom died when it spread to her liver, a few years before they discovered the gene. Dad is still around thankfully. However, because

I took my female best friend to my Junior Prom, and we had a wonderful time. I had a boyfriend for the Senior Prom, but I still got her a ticket to that one (she went to a different school). In retrospect, the JP was MUCH better, and I was glad when I kicked the BF to the curb a couple of years later. She's still part

... wow. I was just looking for a temporary replacement to my hangover remedy while out of town (Carnation Instant Breakfast). I regretted my decision and ended up dumping most of it.

I have dedicated cat beds in both my gaming room and office, which works pretty well to keep them out of my way. Also it helps if you play with them so they get really tired, then they sleep for hours...

I tried "Muscle Milk" over the summer once, and almost threw up. There is no substitute for real dairy.

Homer Simpson disagrees. Then he gets charged for what, 300+ instances of it?

I will never understand why people freak out about this stuff so much... If you don't want to do it, don't. Save your money for a down payment.

If you want to do a cookout for more than a couple of people, you're going to be shelling out a lot more. Meat (at least quality meat) is expensive these days, and I don't feed my friends cheap-quality stuff. Alcohol is also more expensive in NY because there's a high state tax on it. Hell, everything decent is more

When's the last time you bought grilling grub for 10+ people? Because prices on anything not-pasta are nuts these days. Also, at least here in NY, the alcohol taxes can easily push the drinks bill a lot higher.