How about the moral should be "DON'T STEAL".

Dunno, you'll have to do some research :P

I'll talk cock with you. And let them call us names... at least we will know what we're talking about.

I once called in hung over. My boss at the time was chill enough that he was just like... 'at least she's honest'.

I briefly worked at a bagel shop when I went back to school in my mid twenties, and the manager tried to argue with me when I had a bad cold and called in... I was like... I'm SICK, do you want me handling food? At that point he relented, but I was mildly disturbed by the fact we even had the conversation. I wasn't…

While I sort of have to think this photo was at least partially staged, right on. Even in upstate NY I still run into lingering attitudes, although it's much less common than the south, and better disguised/less intense when I do encounter it...

Guy near/in your bedroom: the reason I own weapons of... multiple types. Also this situation is just about the fastest way to get acquitted should you have to take potentially lethal action >.< - just try to make sure you won't hurt your family/neighbors...

Depends on what the activity is. One reason I hate food prep is that I spend the whole time thinking of things that are bothering me. Mind you, I am a PRO at spending time 'thinking', but it does tend to both distract me (dangerous with knives!), and also I tend to start getting pissed off by dwelling on things. This…

When I got home, my husband told me he'd already fed the cats, and not to give in to their wiles. Two minutes later, they're both staring at me like they want to eat my liver. I think they're joining the revolution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright… probably applies.

Reminds me of Michael Whelan's work. I picked up an art book with his stuff YEARS ago when it got marked down at Walden Books... just gorgeous architecture in the lesser known paintings.

Fess up, you're a lawyer. "Throwing a drink" usually means the actual liquid, not the glass it came in, by the way.

I suspect FB has a series of algorithms set to take swift action based on specific key words. There was a piece in the news a while back that they track even what you type but never post (I'm sure Google can hook you up quickly). Just today a friend of mine told me that her 'ticker' feed has been broken for nearly a…

Florida has had a reputation for weirdness for a lot longer than two years. There's a reason they have their own Fark tag... Plus the "Florida Man" Twitter is kind of amazing.

Where did I say it was appropriate to punch someone if you suspect the drink is spiked? I'd think a far better solution is to throw it in his face, saving punching as a last resort (well, other than calling security/the cops depending on imminent danger).

People can be charged with harassment for less than forceful kissing. Also I wouldn't be at all surprised if that drink came with a chemical surprise.

Perhaps his wife had already passed, but I'd be almost more concerned about dishonoring the friends' relationships...

Normally I wouldn't drop $240 on a case of wine, but I may have to make an exception so I can have one of each...

Not that I support most drug tests that don't involve heavy machinery or firearms, but try being female and peeing in a cup while an army SFC is standing right in front of you. It's nerve wracking even when you're friendly with them. Except, apparently I was in the 'clean' control group since I was 'randomly' chosen…